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wethinkwedream:

wethinkwedream:

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works 
reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

the person I reblogged this from is an angel

kurtwigofrph:

♫ Below the cut are #76 small/medium HQ gifs of Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 in his youtube video State of Our Union; As requested by myself. All gifs under the cut were made by our Hedwig mun, so reposting in other gif hunts or uploading for any other purpose other than roleplay/reactions isn’t cool, and strongly discouraged. Don’t forget to LIKE/REBLOG if you intend on using/saving and/or found this gif hunt helpful. ♫

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β€œslurred words"

mrchriscolfer:

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

GIRL, you can brag all you want about your boy toy, but lemme tell you.

My boyfriend is cuter than yours. OH YEAH, he’s cuter. He smells GREAT. And he’s smart. He’s soooo smart. He wears glasses, you know the things that go over your eyes to help you see? Yeah, he wears those.

But he’s soooo smart! He’s a journalism major. YEAH. Smart.

He also smells great. Like an Abercrombie store. With models. With abs. Except he doesn’t have abs. No he has brains.

Also his cock is the BIGGEST I’ve ever seen on a guy! And I’ve seen a lot of dick. He can be a dick, but his size makes up for it. 

BUT OHHH HE IS SMART AND big dick.

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β€œSTOP PRETENDING TO BE OK!”

mrchriscolfer:

“I WAS NEVER OK!”

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